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Wingman

Favorite Teams: New York Giants, New York Yankees, New York Knicks, North Carolina Tar Heels, Quinnipiac Bobcats

Interests: ABC television, turkey and cheese sandwiches, Tom Emansky instructional videos, generally accepted accounting principles, irony, wittiness.

Skills: Multiplication, reverse lay-ups, solving Sudoku puzzles.

Bio: Standout capture-the-flag competitor. High school basketball star (2.7 ppg senior year). 5-time intramural sports champion. So smart I graduated college before I went to community college (most people do it the other way around). I drive a Volkswagen Rabbit. I once played blackjack for 13 consecutive hours. The movie, Hoosiers, is based off my life. Oh, and I’m a thousandaire.